Remodel the Bathroom?
Mimi and Iffy are in the master bathroom.
Mimi says: Our bathroom needs remodeling.
Iffy frowns, and says: Nope. Too expensive. Too noisy. Too dusty.
Iffy says: I’ve always hated these stupid faucets, though.
Mimi looks around and says: The walls are ugly.
Iffy looks at the walls and says: You chose the color.
Iffy, pondering, says: We do need new grout in the shower.
Mimi looks up, and says: These light fixtures are dated.
Iffy says: Yeah, I guess.
Mimi is on her phone.
She says: Hi. I want to get my bathroom remodeled.
Iffy shrugs, thinking: What just happened?
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