My Inner Iffy

Comic Transcript

Panel 1:
Mimi walks into the room where Iffy is doing Yoga.
Mimi says: Sorry. I didn’t realize you were in the middle of your yoga routine. You really think it’s worth all the effort?

Panel 2:
Iffy is in the Warrior pose. Mimi is watching him.
Iffy says: Absolutely. It keeps me strong, flexible, and trim.
Mimi says: You thought yoga might help with your hair loss.

Panel 3:
Closeup of Iffy, smiling.
He says: And it finally did.
Moments ago, while in a place of zen, I had an epiphany: worrying over my hair loss was impeding my growth as a human being.
Mimi, out of view, says: I see.

Panel 4:
Iffy is sitting, eyes closed, palms together, doing the Salutation Seal. Mimi is standing behind him.
He smiles and says: I am now on the path to becoming my true self.
Mimi rolls her eyes and thinks: Heaven, help us.

© 2020 Robert Burton Robinson