Mimi and Iffy are face to face.
Iffy smiles and says: I’m gonna take an online memory course.
Mimi says: What does it cost?
Iffy says: I passed their pretest. I’m a viable candidate.
Closeup of Mimi looking over the test.
She says: You memorized all this? Okay. Which state produces the most rice?
Iffy says: Arkansas.
Mimi says: That’s right!
Mimi is facing Iffy.
She says: What’s the capital of Brazil?
Iffy says: Brasilia.
Mimi says: What’s the cost the course?
Iffy says: Two-hundred dollars. See? I remembered everything.
Mimi smiles and says: Nope. You forgot something. You forgot that you didn’t want to tell me the price.
Iffy says: Oh. Well, that doesn’t count. Does it?
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